KATE LONG NAME YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TRY TO PRONOUNCE EVEN IN YOUR HEAD
Address: Place that I love deep down in my bones and where no jobs exist
expertly filled, tied and threw hundreds of water balloons with world class accuracy
agilely worked myself in and out of dog doors as a child if locked out of house
lovingly and wholeheartedly cared for no fewer than 10 incredibly unruly stuffed animals
calculated and executed exact, required running speed for catching a bus when late for school
fiercely inhaled my own body weight in cookie dough over the span of several years
tactfully and bravely fed a cucumber to a deer while camping
invented many forms of dance yet to be discovered in some parts of the world
impatiently tried to learn how to play the piano approximately 12 times
published dozens of carefully staged dog photos including flowers, swings, & oak trees
garnered the Native American name Katie Swift Wind despite being quite the average runner
Address: Place that I love deep down in my bones and where no jobs exist
Irrelevant (but in Real Life the most important) Experience
courageously climbed to a rooftop in dress clothes at the age of 6expertly filled, tied and threw hundreds of water balloons with world class accuracy
agilely worked myself in and out of dog doors as a child if locked out of house
lovingly and wholeheartedly cared for no fewer than 10 incredibly unruly stuffed animals
calculated and executed exact, required running speed for catching a bus when late for school
fiercely inhaled my own body weight in cookie dough over the span of several years
tactfully and bravely fed a cucumber to a deer while camping
invented many forms of dance yet to be discovered in some parts of the world
impatiently tried to learn how to play the piano approximately 12 times
published dozens of carefully staged dog photos including flowers, swings, & oak trees
garnered the Native American name Katie Swift Wind despite being quite the average runner
Education
22+ years of being taught how to be like everyone else, why you should be like everyone else, and who exactly within everyone else really is or is not your friend
Specialized Training
10 extremely fulfilling and life-enriching experiences which you naturally do not care at all about, though awarded me with lovely certificates upon completion
Additional Qualities
self-deprecation
sarcasm
questioning authority at all times
speaking my mind whether or not it is helpful to the current situation
refusing to compromise my beliefs
99% success rate in catching thrown grapes in my mouth from overhead
2 comments:
Perfect! Hugs, Momma
haha! love
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