This time, the Maasai knew a bit of Swahili which is apparently rare. He shook my hand and talked excitedly in Maasai and then talked to some others. A bit later I noticed he was still around and Peris was attempting conversation with him. I moved in and studied him a little. Peris was looking amused and I asked her what he was saying. "He's mixing Maasai and Swahili" she explained, "he's carrying medicine in this jerrycan".
Of course I asked a ton of questions about so-called medicine and she explained it's traditional Maasai herbal medicine made from trees. I asked if I could look at it. Before I knew what was happening, I had a little amount in the lid of my travel mug and was experiencing the most intense bitter flavor. Turns out he was selling it and Peris told me that taking that little was not going to have any benefit. She told me it would cure my stomach (which was basically better due to the antibiotics I had just finished).
I decided to buy half a cup which was 20 shillings (about 25 cents). We had kept him so long without buying anything and I was also a little curious about what I would feel like if I took some. I got distracted and left the cup on my desk. Later in the morning when it was time for tea, my colleague Rose pointed out the medicine was still there. "You have not taken it?" she asked me. I told her I was going to and a few minutes later I mustered up some courage. Peris told me the best approach would be to not breathe and get it over with fast. I totally failed at that. It was the most bitter, intense, bitter BITTER BITTER thing I have ever tasted. The bitterness saturated my tongue in such a way that I felt like my entire tongue was flavored like it and even when I desperately gulped tea after a couple small chugs I couldn't get the flavor off of my tongue. It took me about three rounds of gagging and chugging tea before I could get it all down. After finishing, I drank about two cups of tea and my mouth and tongue still tasted like I had literally just finished the medicine. I tried chewing gum. 10 minutes later, no change.
After maybe 15-20 minutes I felt like I was on top of the world. I felt alert, I felt like I was thinking clearly, I felt like I wanted to run a marathon. One hour after that, I went to the latrine and had pseudo diarrhea. When I came back I realized my stomach hurt, quite intensely. Then, I felt like I had suddenly been hit by a truck. I laid my head on my desk and wanted to sleep for a week. When people came in the office I would tell them I really felt lousy and they would each tell me, "that's the Maasai medicine, you will feel like that for a couple of days, and then you will be better than before". Wonderful that nobody felt like warning me of that before I drank it.
I went through waves of feeling nauseous and feeling marginally okay for the rest of the day. Today I have a headache (I'm blaming it on the sugarcane I chewed for my very first time) and feel like a hot air balloon and a bit tired even after sleeping in. I don't regret drinking that god-awful stuff but don't plan to do it again anytime soon.
When I bought the medicine, I asked Peris to try to write down whatever he said the names of each ingredient were. She wrote down using phonetics what she thought he might be saying. He mentioned 7 names and I was able (in a little of a "just what have i gotten myself into?!?!" moment) to research online and identify a scholarly paper listing some traditional Kenya, Maasai medicines and their scientific names and uses found after collecting legit, massive research and conducting interviews. After pretending to say the words Peris had written and scanning the list, I could match 5 of the names with what she had written. For those interested, the Maasai and scientific names are as follows:
1. llodua, maesa lanceolata (tree): flu, anti-malarial, stomachache, backache, arthritis, antihelmenthic
2. olkokola, Rhamnus staddo A. Rich (tree): strength, nutrient supplement, flu/cold
3. olorien, olea europaea L. (tree): anti-malarial, pneumonia
4. olkioriti, Acacia Nilotica (L) Wiild. ex Delile (tree): appetite enhancer, digestion enhancer, strength/nutrient supplement, painful joints/arthritis, stomachache
5. ormukutan, Albizia anthelmintica Brongn. (tree): anti-malarial, antihelminthic, stomachache, backache, if one is suspected to have malaria- will induce vomiting and diarrhea, induces bile release from the gall bladder
Today late in the afternoon Shiro and I rode our bikes to the butchery so I could buy meat for Jack. She is so fun to hang out with. Her English is really, very good and we often exchange facial expressions without saying anything from across the room. I found out recently that she is a year ahead in school for her age and she still performs really well. She's also a chocoholic so how could I not love her? Today when she was hanging out in my room she said nonchalantly, "if thieves come, you could just go up there (points to top bunk bed with an open ceiling piece above it), and climb inside." I looked and laughed. "Or", I said, "I would just hide under the bed since I wouldn't have time to do that. Hopefully Jack would protect me." "You need to train him to be fierce" she told me. I said I don't think I'll have a problem with that.
Jack is getting big and feisty. I am worried I am going to have my work (even more seriously) cut out for me. Tried to train him on "sit" today with tiny pieces of ginger cookie (he's my puppy so he naturally loves ginger) for about 45 minutes. It felt like 3 hours and I am still not sure he really got the message. I want to train him in Swahili too, eventually. He whines less when I put him out for the night and is getting heavier to pick up.
Found out that the nun living with me will almost surely be staying another 6 weeks. I am trying to be at peace with that. Haven't succeeded yet. She literally refuses to try English but I can tell she knows some. She's in the bathroom almost every time I am on my way to go there. Instead of saying my name, which I asked her if she knows, she either stabs me with a finger or snaps loudly as if I were a dog. When I am rushing around somewhere she will just stand in my path or the hallway, and there is no getting around her, she's no tiny lady. Oh well, things should be interesting. I will say I had fun hammering nails and sawing wood with her the day we had our practical on constructing seed flats.
Looking forward to getting up and making whole wheat pancakes and Irish soda bread while everyone is at church. I think I might also cook eggs and throw in some cilantro we bought from the center. Does anyone know if "fermented milk" could serve the same purpose as buttermilk for the soda bread? My internet is painfully slow for searching at the moment.
More snake sightings at the center. Got a picture of one that was in the compost pile. Didn't see the other one. Tonight there was a really distinct, new smell in our "compound". I asked Peris if she smelled something. She told me it was probably families burning tiles to repel snakes from entering their homes. Apparently it really works and supposedly works for Safari Ants too. Maybe the cat that hangs around whining and begging all the time is actually good for something other than biting people. Wow just realized the smell is getting stronger from the smoke. It smells like burning dust.
On a completely different note, I have become quite the pro at harvesting lettuce seed. It's a bit tedious, but I find the act deeply meditative and I think it is somehow feeding my soul. I was meant to be a seed harvester.